Are You Fucking Kidding Me of the Day: Do you wish your dog was IMMORTAL? Well quit your daydreaming Sally, and CUT HIT DAMN PAWS OFF WITH SCISSORS!
(trust me, this is going somewhere good.)
Semiazas
Early Bird Special: Mondays suck — so here’s a bunch of kittens hopping around on a plastic tarp to the tune of Scott Joplin’s “Maple Leaf Rag.”
[reddit.]
Zach Anner Update of the Day: Following the flood of support for Oprah’s Your Own Show hopeful Zach Anner from Netizens the world over, Zach’s travel show audition video has taken the lead by a likely-insurmountable amount of votes.
To commemorate his good fortune, Zach released a brand new video thanking Reddit and 4chan and John Mayer and the Internet for making this all possible.
No, Zach — thank you.
[zachanner.]
This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: Zach Anner, a young Austinite with cerebral palsy (the sexiest of the palsies), pitches a travel show “designed to inspire people who never thought they could travel” for Oprah’s Your Own Show competition.
[mefi.]
Teen Werewolf of the Day: This is Evan and he’s a teen werewolf. He’s really sick of Josh making fun of him all the time, and he doesn’t want to blend in with normal teens who play Xbox 360 so go ahead and laugh.
No, seriously, go ahead. This shit’s hysterical.
[urlesque.]
(via fimoculous)
ibluemyself: noshitsherlock-: stepone: vacantalleyways:
zxln’zcxxlfv LAUGHING FOREVER.
Impressive Impression of the Day: Fresh Prince of Middle-earth.
[reddit.]
