var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4658617-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @semiazas)http://semiazas.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jg97zAGm1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/23679344536http://semiazas.com/post/23679344536Thu, 24 May 2012 13:51:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jcbpEaOs1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One day….you….</p>http://semiazas.com/post/23675828128http://semiazas.com/post/23675828128Thu, 24 May 2012 12:26:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hjqtXYUX1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d watch this show.</p>http://semiazas.com/post/23614827225http://semiazas.com/post/23614827225Wed, 23 May 2012 13:11:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4he0rpACO1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/23610242756http://semiazas.com/post/23610242756Wed, 23 May 2012 11:07:38 -0400<iframe src="http://www.jest.com/e/174214" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23287309729/audiobook-of-the-day-and-now-to-stop-your-friday">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Audiobook of the Day:</strong> And now, to stop your Friday morning dead in its tracks: <a href="http://www.powells.com/s?kw=fifty+shades+of+grey&class="><em>Fifty Shades Of Grey</em>,</a> as read aloud by the biggest name in voiceovers, <a href="http://www.gilbertgottfried.com/">Gilbert Gottfried.</a> Brillz.</p> <p>(Not Safe For Work, mommy pr0n AND Gilbert F*cking Gottfried.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/05/17/the-erotic-bestselling-novel-read-by-gilbert-gottfried">thestranger</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/23306490139http://semiazas.com/post/23306490139Fri, 18 May 2012 16:44:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agentmlovestacos.com/post/23234559358/catvengers-assemble">agentmlovestacos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And then, my heart exploded.</p> <blockquote> <p><em>via </em><em><a href="http://keyyu.tumblr.com/%C2%A0"><a href="http://keyyu.tumblr.com/%C2%A0">http://keyyu.tumblr.com/ </a></a></em></p> <p><em>Catvengers, assemble!</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/23234857471http://semiazas.com/post/23234857471Thu, 17 May 2012 13:08:09 -0400the avengerscaptain americairon manthorlokihulkcatscutegif<iframe width="400" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DoZgSqLvwX8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23085438442/lights-out-creepsters-mist-e-and-da">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Lights Out:</strong> Creepsters <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/grimnmist">Mist-E and Da Grimston</a> deliver a diss track to all the wannabe occultist “Pentagram Sams” out there.</p> <p><span>Sample lyrics: “You got your cauldron at the Halloween Superstore / You in the basement with your older sister’s Ouija board.”</span></p> <p>Ain’t no party like a goth rap party (because the cauldron is totally spiked, natch).</p> <p>[<a href="http://coilhouse.net/2012/05/pentagram-sam-by-da-grimston-mist-e/#more-31359">coilhouse</a> / <a href="http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/pentagram_sam">dangerousminds</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/23100163392http://semiazas.com/post/23100163392Tue, 15 May 2012 08:14:30 -0400<p><img height="356" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-it-is-ebberywhere-an-all-at-once.gif" width="499"/></p>http://semiazas.com/post/22256485917http://semiazas.com/post/22256485917Wed, 02 May 2012 10:53:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpchvV6I1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/22196061037http://semiazas.com/post/22196061037Tue, 01 May 2012 11:50:41 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AAYrZ69XA8c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Crazy Kitten - Scared Cat Tries to Intimidate the Ball (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAYrZ69XA8c&feature=related">gtokh</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/21858930554http://semiazas.com/post/21858930554Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:46:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KRBH21IvSrc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>2 days of Cat vs. Automatic Feeder (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KRBH21IvSrc">timothysobrinski</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/21858909220http://semiazas.com/post/21858909220Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:46:12 -0400<p><img height="206" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-force-push.gif" width="350"/></p>http://semiazas.com/post/21858620677http://semiazas.com/post/21858620677Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:40:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtz0gwrB1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21648067853http://semiazas.com/post/21648067853Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:06:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2s1rq8xKw1qznkbko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21432152394http://semiazas.com/post/21432152394Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:09:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2s1reItAK1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21432146150http://semiazas.com/post/21432146150Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:09:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2s1r6jSNy1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21432143360http://semiazas.com/post/21432143360Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:09:06 -0400<p><img height="289" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-cheerio.gif" width="499"/></p>http://semiazas.com/post/21264793026http://semiazas.com/post/21264793026Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:12:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mhv5kgD81qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21264768188http://semiazas.com/post/21264768188Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:11:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mhr3YbP41qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/21264715038http://semiazas.com/post/21264715038Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:09:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2druc9Kb91qznkbko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://semiazas.com/post/20975442780http://semiazas.com/post/20975442780Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:08:36 -0400