var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4658617-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @semiazas)http://semiazas.com/<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_ed36fa1ab6"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=ed36fa1ab6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=ed36fa1ab6" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_ed36fa1ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/875042884/early-bird-special-zach-galifianakis-and-steve">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Early Bird Special:</strong> Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell in the latest installment of <em>Between Two Ferns</em> do <em>Dinner for Schmucks </em>promotion right: With a ton of fat jokes and one ever-relevant knock at <em>Evan Almighty</em>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell">fod</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/875923269http://semiazas.com/post/875923269Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:42:30 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l7AWnfFRc7g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l7AWnfFRc7g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.sacredsquid.com/post/812125799/friendlyatheist-rsa-animate-the-empathic">sacredsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendlyatheist.tumblr.com/post/799917156/rsa-animate-the-empathic-civilisation-via">friendlyatheist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7AWnfFRc7g&feature=player_embedded#!">RSA Animate - The Empathic Civilisation</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/theRSAorg">theRSAorg</a>)</p> <p>Awesome animation of a great talk. Check it out!!!!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/812466742http://semiazas.com/post/812466742Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:09:12 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5gp44maqV1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/12/funny-pictures-error-404/">error 404 - Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?</a></p>http://semiazas.com/post/803322197http://semiazas.com/post/803322197Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:33:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5466use8D1qane3go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://agentmlovestacos.com/post/789945957/best-gif-ever-lunchtimecuteness-via">agentmlovestacos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Best. Gif. Ever. #lunchtimecuteness</p> <p><a href="http://razzmons.tumblr.com/post/789753309/fuckyeahkitties-via-britishfold">via @samicorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahkitties.tumblr.com/post/787713858/via-britishfold-after-today">fuckyeahkitties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://britishfold.tumblr.com/">britishfold</a>, <a href="http://after-today.tumblr.com/post/774989142/my-cat-periwinkle-making-his-bed-3">after-today</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m super tired and my allergies are killing me. Staring at this mindlessly makes me feel worlds better.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/789993283http://semiazas.com/post/789993283Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:33:24 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l545y4h9cw1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/775086818/reddit">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cm8qb/this_kitties_ear_broke/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/776296899http://semiazas.com/post/776296899Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:49:16 -0400<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k2opm0Z8-sc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k2opm0Z8-sc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/759361292/cute-animals-being-cute-of-the-day-when-delilah">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: </strong>When Delilah met Peanut.</p> <p>I’ll have what they’re having.</p> <p>[<a href="http://ratsoff.tumblr.com/post/758406944/hey-there-delilah-the-pug-peanut-the-kitten-has-a">ratsoff</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/761379820http://semiazas.com/post/761379820Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:22:10 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4u26d9yBr1qznkbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/29/funny-pictures-on-attitude/">Gimme time - Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?</a></p>http://semiazas.com/post/753980577http://semiazas.com/post/753980577Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:11:01 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R5Nz8p3EP7A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R5Nz8p3EP7A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Nz8p3EP7A&feature=player_embedded">charlie teh unicron episode 1</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/SecretAgentBob">SecretAgentBob</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/745526025http://semiazas.com/post/745526025Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:40:47 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4hlj3bYUI1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/729781871/cat-versus-human-thd">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catversushuman.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post.html">cat versus human</a>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2010/06/cats-during-emergencies/">thd</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/731139571http://semiazas.com/post/731139571Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:49:55 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QrpCN014mS8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QrpCN014mS8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpCN014mS8&feature=player_embedded">President Taft’s Secret Pony Brigade</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/SecretAgentBob">SecretAgentBob</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/729308745http://semiazas.com/post/729308745Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:18:59 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937499&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937499&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1937499&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.sacredsquid.com/post/708629533/thedailywhat-are-you-fucking-kidding-me-of-the">sacredsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/708432812/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-of-the-day-do-you-wish">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Are You Fucking Kidding Me of the Day:</strong> Do you wish your dog was <em>IMMORTAL</em>? Well quit your daydreaming Sally, and CUT HIT DAMN PAWS OFF WITH SCISSORS!</p> <p>(trust me, this is going somewhere good.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://themidnightshowblog.tumblr.com/post/698749572/newest-video-from-the-midnight-show-immortal">themidnightshowblog</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/708698535http://semiazas.com/post/708698535Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:27:38 -0400<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JDABjGGeZzM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JDABjGGeZzM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/697346208/early-bird-special-mondays-suck-so-heres-a">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Early Bird Special: </strong>Mondays suck — so here’s a bunch of kittens hopping around on a plastic tarp to the tune of Scott Joplin’s “Maple Leaf Rag.”</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/cei31/this_video_has_so_much_cute_in_it_it_doesnt_make/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/698029204http://semiazas.com/post/698029204Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:31:29 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bG0_rnkRiM8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bG0_rnkRiM8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/696163324/zach-anner-update-of-the-day-following-the-flood">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Zach Anner Update of the Day:</strong> Following the flood of support for Oprah’s Your Own Show hopeful Zach Anner from Netizens the world over, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/694427183/this-is-hilarious-you-should-watch-it-of-the-day">Zach’s travel show audition video</a> has taken the lead by a <a href="http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=5615&promo_id=1">likely-insurmountable amount of votes</a>.</p> <p>To commemorate his good fortune, Zach released a brand new video thanking Reddit and 4chan and John Mayer and the Internet for making this all possible.</p> <p>No, Zach — thank you.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ZachAnner">zachanner</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/697289872http://semiazas.com/post/697289872Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:09:54 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12125218&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12125218&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12125218&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/694427183/this-is-hilarious-you-should-watch-it-of-the-day">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day:</strong> Zach Anner, a young Austinite with cerebral palsy (the sexiest of the palsies), pitches a travel show “designed to inspire people who never thought they could travel” for Oprah’s <a href="http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=5615&promo_id=1">Your Own Show</a> competition.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/92780/No-Atlantis-is-too-underwater-or-fictional">mefi</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/697289524http://semiazas.com/post/697289524Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:09:43 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3rl66bZ6i1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/681164635/chainsawsuit">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/06/09/the-truth-behind-the-oil-spill/">chainsawsuit</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/681494061http://semiazas.com/post/681494061Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:39:26 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VAtxwFvvuxE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VAtxwFvvuxE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtxwFvvuxE">Flying Squirrels</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/mrweebl">mrweebl</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/673276805http://semiazas.com/post/673276805Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:01:31 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UZLulEgXLOU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UZLulEgXLOU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/641640198/teen-werewolf-of-the-day-this-is-evan-and-hes-a">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Teen Werewolf of the Day:</strong> This is Evan and he’s a teen werewolf. He’s really sick of Josh making fun of him all the time, and he doesn’t want to blend in with normal teens who play Xbox 360 so go ahead and laugh.</p> <p>No, seriously, go ahead. This shit’s hysterical.</p> <p>[<a href="http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/641171263/fimoculous-i-hate-you-josh-im-a-teen">urlesque</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fimoculous.tumblr.com/post/640917801/i-hate-you-josh-im-a-teen-werewolf">fimoculous</a>)</p>http://semiazas.com/post/641895502http://semiazas.com/post/641895502Fri, 28 May 2010 18:47:17 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3584n4Rac1qz6z0no1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So Gary Coleman died of intracranial hemorrhage…. Is that some diff’rent kind of stroke?</p> <p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/641386129/1968-2010">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37386129/ns/today-entertainment/?ns=today-entertainment">1968-2010</a></p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/641463102http://semiazas.com/post/641463102Fri, 28 May 2010 15:23:42 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfpk3DKz71qzy05fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heyjackieb.tumblr.com/post/306833155/ibluemyself-noshitsherlock-stepone-vacantalleyw">heyjackieb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ibluemyself.tumblr.com/post/306811338">ibluemyself</a>: <a href="http://noshitsherlock-.tumblr.com/post/306808657">noshitsherlock-</a>: <a href="http://stepone.tumblr.com/post/306807585/vacantalleyways-loooooooooooooooooooooool">stepone</a>: <a href="http://vacantalleyways.tumblr.com/post/306807117/loooooooooooooooooooooool">vacantalleyways</a>:</p> <p>zxln’zcxxlfv LAUGHING FOREVER.</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/632185699http://semiazas.com/post/632185699Tue, 25 May 2010 16:48:16 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1HSNV9y25A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1HSNV9y25A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/617236860/impressive-impression-of-the-day-fresh-prince-of">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Impressive Impression of the Day:</strong> Fresh Prince of Middle-earth.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/c637k/ian_mckellen_fresh_prince_of_belair_oh_my_god/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://semiazas.com/post/619011582http://semiazas.com/post/619011582Fri, 21 May 2010 08:01:40 -0400